Humor Archives - 2 Dads with Baggage

Birthdays and Boyfriends

Sophia celebrated her 15th birthday at Cheesecake Factory with her boyfriend. Oh, and we were there too. Good thing I like that kid. Our little girl is getting so grown up.

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Flu Shots by Ambush, AKA “Sunglass Shopping”

This weekend we tried to avoid the oncoming flu season by getting family flu shots at the lovely local Rite Aid. Don’t scoff until you learn why: because of total ambush. That’s right, when you have two kids with Shot Anxiety Disorder (I coined that phrase, thankyouverymuch, but it’s also known as trypanophobia – fear […]

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In the Middle of the Night…

The other night I had a near death experience. I went to use the bathroom in the dark and as I was sitting down I thought I undershot the toilet, panicked, lost my balance and almost went headfirst through the shower door. A number of better looking underwear than what I was wearing flashed before […]

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At the Water Park

At Aquatica Water Park… • Also known as Alotomoney-ica or Expensive-ica or Abroke-ica. • A place where you can play on a fake, cement beach in California. • I sure I’m the only middle aged gay man here – except for the man selling chicken nuggets – who might be a woman? • Speaking of, […]

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Teen Olympics

1 am – 1 pm: Synchronized sleeping while on vacation 1 pm – 6 pm: Synchronized Snapchat and resistance to physical activity

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Thoughts From Massachusetts

What I learned in Massachusetts – • After seven days you run out of things to say in the van. • 6 lobster rolls in 6 days – proof I can achieve anything I put my mind to. • It’s not a good idea to take up jogging the morning after 2 Old Fashioneds, 2 […]

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